You, at the cookie bag,
Step away from the cookies. Why did you even bake them? Idiot.
Remember what you looked like fifty five pounds ago? It wasn't that long ago that you squeezed your big ol' belly into a size 16 when you should have been wearing an eighteen.
I don't care if you did use I Can't Believe it's Not Butter and Splenda, cookies will never be health food.
Me
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And you look FANTASTIC now. ;)
ReplyDeleteFor the love of all that is holy - have a frikkin cookie. It makes us tanker trucks want to kill you less.....lol
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